ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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