you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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