I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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