Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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