I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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