But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
