awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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