paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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