Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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