yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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