what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Houston, we have a blender
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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