The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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