god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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