do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think brook has ever known best
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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