I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Less talking, more tequila
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
