I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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