I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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