just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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