where does the pee come out of this thing
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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