Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
