dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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