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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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