Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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