its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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