She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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