I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
