Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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