at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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