What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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