I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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