Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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