it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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