remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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