did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
