none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
handjob tips. give me some.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
