My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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