i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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