people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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