She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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