My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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