dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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