Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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