Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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