He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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