Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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