And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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