Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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