I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Boobs speak an international language.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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