This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I need to align my fucking chakras
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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