Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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