2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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