apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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